HAHAHA
Ang tao ay kini-kidnap. Ang aso, dino-dognap. Ang kotse, kina-carnap.

tanongmokaybatman:

AKO, HINAHANAP.

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When your phone rings and you turn into a fucking athlete to get it
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
How to say Fuck You in 10 languages.

apieceofmystory:

1. Kisama - Japanese

2. As to thialo - Greek

3. Dorme mecum - Latin

4. Javla - Swidish

5. Fick dich - German

6. Cao ni - Mandarin

7. Fuck you - English

8. Ssibal - Korean

9. Chodela - Hindi

10. PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAG PAKAYLANMAN! - Filipino

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! =))))

In every P.E class there is always that one person who thinks they are in the fucking Olympics.